The power vacuum itself existed the day we captured Saddam.

Sure. Just let the same families fight wars. You don’t have to protest — it’s not like in the 60s and 70s with Vietnam. You don’t have any skin in the game.

Damn straight they should. Equal rights is a 2-way street. (@Jezebel feminists... please don’t kill me over this. I LIVE with MRA’s. They are insufferable in ways you can’t even imagine).

*Gags*

Agreed. First thing I’d do would be add Euro-spec bumpers. It’d probably help the fuel economy a little, too!

Ok, this is ridiculous. You can’t pander to people who are looking to be offended; they’ll always find something. How on earth is this offensive? Jeez... who cares about skin color? It’s skin thickness that’s a problem.

I figured out what’s off about it — the headlights should be round, not square.

Never understood why Clarkson never liked the Viper..

God damnit...

Mid 90s Range Rover

ALL HAIL THE SPINNING DORITO!

She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie...

Seriously. With 7.4 Billion people on the planet, we need to encourage this. Anyone stupid enough to do this needs to off themselves anyway and prevent their progeny to save precious resources for the more intelligent of us.

Look upon your spawn and weep for humanity.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner for the Darwin Awards! Come on right down!

There’s a reason Texas A&M is known for being the 12th man. Let’s be honest. The Seahawks have been spectacularly good the last 3 or 4 years and very good the last 15, overall. Texas A&M (football at least) has been mediocre in the Big 12, is mediocre now in the SEC, and probably will be mediocre for years to come.…

Ah, but is it merely prosecco with that Maserati heart? True champagne would be the DS, my good man.

YES

I normally don’t like American cars. But that Riviera!!! *swoon*

You know you’ve watched too much Top Gear when you immediately read this in Clarkson’s voice after just “Some say”