Excellent story, Owen. Read it from top to bottom. Glad you had a good time. :)

@Rockopotamus: Haha, mine's tomorrow, when it releases. :P

@Manly_McBeeferton: Dude, I think the only way I'd WANT to have a hot dog is if it was smothered in chili + cheese. Hell, I'd have chili everyday, but the cafeteria chili isn't good stuff for my stomach. :(

Damn it, now I want a chili dog. :(

@coddan: Need a dispenser here!

@ThirzaLepidus: Yeah, yeah, I know. :(

@ThirzaLepidus: God damn my timing is impeccable. :(

Why is picture #2 imitating one of our favorite Kotaku commenters?

@Chicken Pawks: I was going to be disappointed if no one posted that video in this article. :D

@deanbmmv: Like an hour and a half too late? :P

@deanbmmv: Oh yeah, that was starworthy. /sarcasm :P

Why are you worried about their food? Aren't you still working on that sammich?

@Silent: PRISCILLA = free money! :D

@Crimsondramon: Working to get Calc done that's due in an hour and a half. :O

@SuperTongue: I have a sad story about my speech class from 3 years ago.

@Aklost: I've heard tea + honey helps, at least.

I need to watch Pirates 3 WITHOUT falling asleep before I continue onto the fourth. I was really tired + the lights off = me asleep.

@Aklost: Luckily I was back in my room when that happened. :P

@madammina: I would, but they're more than 65 miles away. :(

So, here's some laughter for you guys at my own expense: