You implied that his crimes arent worse than your average person. I stopped taking you seriously after that. Leave me alone, creep.

They never signed Bolland to a bad contract. You are confused. Also Bickell had MS, sooo

What? They lost to Vancouver the year after the first cup, before they had even given most of the big contracts out.

The extent of your comparison seems to be “the Hawks signed big contracts and are now bad”, which is pretty loose.

the way you constantly word things in exhausting ways to sound smart is hilarious. you know english. unfortunately you don’t understand basic logic and have warped views. you legitimately sound mentally ill.

Look at that person’s other comments in here. Legit psychopath.

You sound like a low IQ person desperately trying to act smart. Everything you’ve said is shallow nonsense that makes you sound like a mad man.

yeah you’re witty i get it. but explain the blackhawks comp.

What

Jesus Christ, you can’t possibly take any of what you just said seriously. What a bunch of word salad nonsense. I don’t know if you’re trolling or an actual psychopath, but I’ve lost interest.

I understood you fine. You didn’t understand me.

you know that andy samberg and the lonely island don’t write the show, right? andy samberg is an actor who happens to be in that show.

“trangress propriety”

why don’t you do 2 minutes more of research, because this has been discussed a ridiculous amount

a funny sexual predator

And soooo many people have heard of “drbigbeef”

She’s more famous than whoever the fuck you are

the fact that draymond green is your second best piece in place says a lot

they will max klay for sure

It wasn’t really satire, though. It was real thoughts presented in an exaggerated way so it couldn’t be criticized if something exactly like this happened.