We finally know where Clippy comes from, a question that ... no one has ever asked :

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Eyeeeeee can get beh-eyeeeee-nd this, but Eyeeeeeeee am not sure if land shark agr-Eyeeeee with Eyeeeeee.

Yeah, I think they failed because they were too cute, but that’s what makes them great as orphans! Ready to be adopted ... or gutted for parts!

I still don’t understand why they didn’t donate robodogs to the Champlain Towers disaster.  Save *one* human or a few pets and people would have great PR.

I think Ukraine has about 5% of the world supply of lithium.  Maybe not a big percentage, but it should make extraction more valuable in the Salton Sea, and also a strategic asset worth subsidizing?!?!?

Maybe just a magic wand for detecting electronics. Much less obtrusive. Or maybe go full Total Recall full body X-Ray :

Good point.  I asked Giorgio A. Tsoukalos his opinion :

Lacking a Faraday Cage in live performances, Get Smart may have a solution :

Where can I buy it?

I agree, the lesser of two evils.

Would it be fair to say that the *composition* of a killer asteroid would effect how we divert it? We seem to be finding rubble-roids most of the time. If one is diverted like this it may change from one big killer asteroid to a bunch of little maimer asteroids that don’t cause nuclear winter but take out a city or…

Fun is for losers.  I take my marching orders from business cat! :

Yes, it drove me nuts when it happened. His character was already being watered down, so that was the last straw. Standing on two feet was a Snoopy or Heathcliff trope. The more I think about it, maybe I shoulda stuck with Heathcliff :

I can’t think of a foot pun right now but I will keep this in mind and foot for a future joke that no one will understand.

Me too, but the original is so amazingly grumpy.  I guess I officially dumped Garfield in 1991 :

Yeah, I heard he would wait for more than one person to submit the same kind of story before he made the comic. That would give him copyright coverage *and* make it more relevant. It was uncanny how accurate his stuff used to be. I used to hang a stuffed dogbert upside-down by his leg in my cubicle to make it an…

I gave up on Garfield when he started to walk on two legs all the time.

I wish I had pounced on one. I would feel sooooo smugperior right now.