When you should be biting their heads off instead.

Wow, I've always heard it, never had a chance to read it. *Thank you.*

"WATERBOARDING CAN'T BE TORTURE BECAUSE IT LEAVES YOU HEALTHIER THAN WHEN IT BEGAN"???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screw the Canucks I'm goin for the Sharks. But anyway, what use is it to (I guess I just learned you're "friending" them) heart someone? This site doesn't let you send personal messages does it?? If I <3 clicked you I guess you're now my friend (yaaayyy?)?? If *you* <3 clicked *me* does that make you my follower??

*What* are heart clicks??? What do they meeeeaaaaan??? Does not compute.

I came to 'Murica in 93. So I've watched American cartoons from then on. For example, I never got to watch Transformers when I was a child. But I'd seen the toys, that I couldn't afford. 20 years later in suburban America, there's some random channel on Cox Cable that still runs Transformers, GI Joes etc (all from the…

I just threw out whatever first came to mind, you got the point. Honestly, I hated *all* the dragon-based children's shows.

He damn well better have an extra roll of T P!

But if you *reeaalllly* want to see it in person, I'll gladly take personal time out of my day to hand (ass?) deliver it to your doorstep. Free of charge.

Till you forget about it and need to catch a quick jolt before work in the morning.

What do you mean *now*???

Un problemo.......Weed isn't the only thing in this world that smells like weed.......

They better not be poopin while they're puffin or they're f*cked!

Soooo then it's the feds this article should be about, not the yocals. It's not....

Uhh, because I don't even know what heart clicked *means*?? Haha. I did it to a couple of you guys like a year ago, had no idea what I did, and never did it again. ("I don't *heart* you, I heart-*clicked* you"). I didn't know how half the options worked *before* the overhaul. I wouldn't *dare* check out their FAQ…

right click aaaand saved

Damn, you'd think they'd never heard of a "courtesy flush." I hate when people don't do that.

You just blew my mind.

We really don't have better things to do than this? Reaaallly?? Yes, stoney bologna watching re-runs of Puff the Magic Dragon on his couch truly is a Menace to Society. BTW, since the "sound of evidence being destroyed" is one of the most general terms I've ever heard, I'd run to the kitchen and be "...well into…

Holy $hit.....