Fred Willard?

"Those tattoos are so hot."

Amsterdam.

What's the male / female ratio where these guys are from? It's like an ISIL thing, where there's not enough women to go around so they join an extremist group.

You mean, they're upper end 1%ers who stole Dan Whitney's "redneck white face" shtick?

"General Clark P. Cadbury, commander of the Virginia 1st Cavalry Regiment, who led a charge on Union forces at Vicksburg."

He sounds like Ali G: "Is history happening all of the time?"

Somewhere along the lines conservatism went from polices that have been wholesale adopted by the Democratic party (ie, the ACA) to empty strawman arguments: "Liberals are protesting Nazis? Imagine if they were protesting this instead [picture of a family with a US flag and an apple pie]!"

Bobby, men don't "tweet."

GQ gave Trump a makeover, although I think they erred on the side of being extra flattering with the CGI'd hair:

I like uniforms; you don't have to think about what to wear.

"Morbidly obese movie nerds are awake trying to think of insults to hurl at James Woods. Hilarious."

The mid four stand alone episodes were okay, even without Mark Snow's score and a sunny dry Vancouver.

He was literally on an alien spacecraft in Antarctica. Now, it's, "Hey, Scully, this guy on youtube is telling me that aliens are a myth created by our government, we finally have the truth!"

For everything Arya's been through, it's like she's picking up her relationship with Sansa exactly where she left off when they were children.

The AV Club

A radio interview from 9/11/2001:

He might not be burning crosses on a front lawn, but the people who do hear something very specific from him.

Scary black people! Hide your kids!

I'm not familiar with Alison Eliot, but she's stunning on that poster.