The ravens used the same teleportation technique as our heroes.

Maybe not Atlanta proper, but a rednecky suburb.

He graduated college and got a desk job in the 1980s. He went back to grad school and got promoted. He says, "Why can't everyone else do that?" Because that world no longer exists.

Unearned entitlement. "I work thirty hours a week and drink a lot! Where's my price of the pie?!?"

So wise.

The thing about work is that you have to put out the vibe of not having to be there. I'm highly motivated and very good at what I do; I also have two jobs and great relationships with all of my bosses. What are they going to "do" to me? They can't "get" me by firing me.

I like Parachute.

Did you go by yourself? How much did the trips cost?

Speaking of Usher, at work there's a dance music channel that plays 40+ years of dance music from KC and the Sunshine Band through Madonna through Katy Perry. They also play Yeah! by Usher, Luda, and Lil Jon, and they don't edit Luda's rap verse. It might be the least appropriate family friendly song I've ever heard…

Joan Rivers' fee to fill in for Johnny: $10,000.
Jay Leno's fee to fill in for Johnny: $25. He undercut the competition.

Barney Google:

Predator's not fascist.

It's a legitimate argument to claim its better than Seinfeld.

I wonder:

Oh, he's just joshin' y'all…

I recall one of the early ads that HBO ran that featured several of the characters each sitting on the Iron Throne, and I thought, "Ok, it's the game of thrones, and they all want to be king. Got it." But of course, there's so much more to it.

Say what you will about the quality or content of the film, but Gerard Butler nailed this role.

Sullivan Stapleton. He was cool as shit on Strike Back.

A Mad Look At 300 by Al Jaffee.

Yeah, we wouldn't want a president who enjoys a creepy relationship with the Saudis: