Some of these might work:

My Gammy went to prison for securities fraud…

It's a lobbying group for the domestic firearms industry, and nothing more, sweetheart. They also freaked the fuck out that Obama, who was so weak that he killed bin Laden, was going to take their weapons.

I got more rhymes than cops at a Dunkin.

I'm sure it would take me all down to copy and paste every goofy thing he ever did.

He won a Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Award for the scene where the prostitute choked him out with a dog leash.

BONE FOR TUNA

According to George Takei, William Shatner had Takei's lines and camera time cut due to Shatner's ego. Shatner denied this and their relationship was contentious ever since. According to episode writer Norman Spinrad, Shatner had it in his contract that he would have more lines than anyone and had some of the other…

"Why does the Enterprise D look like a hotel lobby from the 1980s?"

Worf used to be on the block selling rock
Now while you're in your stateroom jerking in a sock
He's got that Ferengi pussy on lock
Yeah he's balls deep and he's yelling "Q'apla!"
He used to have trouble picking up bitches
Till he learned they love them forehead ridges
Now whenever he wants to cream
He just pulls in pussy…

Check out his comment history. This is just about the only topic he comments on.

I feel like it's a rough gig to be a kid in the entertainment industry. There's no childhood for them.

I didn't realize there was such hatred for her.

That "Whoa, Robert Loggia!" kid's got charisma to burn.

AND, a purse full of prescription pills.

They seem to spend a lot of money on them, too.

And they had to compete with the interest in BMX at the time, too.

I have an idiot co-worker who was ranting that a customer had her kicked off of the cheerleading squad in high school.

1984 - 1994 was the nadir of boomer nostalgia.

I'm saying that the hackers are George, and HBO is Susan.