Hell I booood myself when I woke up this morning and I wasn’t Frank Ocean. 

There’s only ONE Kylie who should be on The Voice...and it ain’t a fuckin’ Jenner.

....kind of?

Oh the kids definitely know where it comes from lolol 

Cool Spot! was a great platformer.

Well, thankfully we have you to police other people’s outfits. Truly you are a valuable member of society.

Dude! White People put that word on boxes at the grocery store and shit!

I know a lot of people are saying how many things don’t add up in this situation and there’s so much implication that this was nefarious. And I wouldn’t necessarily be shocked to find out that in fact there was something more to this.

FINALLY the shark misandrist movie of my dreams:

It seems like trying to visit her Grandmother *puts sunglasses on dramatically* Israeli a problem for Tlaib.

Plus it’s made of soap and probably slippery.

It’s a big waste of water to run sprinklers during the daytime like that.

He has nothing to own up to.  

Bless your heart.

I don’t understand. The porn aspect aside, the founder of a piracy-based site was offered a deal handing over his assets in return for complete legal immunity, only to then complain that he didn’t think ‘handing over his assets’ meant... you know, exactly that?

I wasn’t aware this was something you could even do and…

As long as you’re white and have money and power, no one gives a shit what you do!

Came to say this. Like seriously....what the fuck? It’s certainly an opinion. 

“Incredibles 2" “kind of sucked?”

WHY ARE WE STILL HAVING THIS CONVERSATION???

But then...