Would you believe me if I told you the context of the scene makes it even worse? Because it does.

Censorship is a concept I find fundamentally abhorrent, but I swear on the OED I would make an exception for Firefly. That book is garbage. I wouldn’t even throw it across the room; the wall doesn’t deserve it.

Can’t help but feel like the whole courtroom scene in Firefly is Anthony’s way of confessing and clumsily attempting to justify his own repugnant pedophilic desires.

Thanks for reminding me. Reading that book was a bit of a shock, to say the least.

Ah jesus, not Piers Fucking Anthony. This guy, man. I grew up devouring Xanth, went back to re-read a few, and realized what a horrific, vile, twisted pervert this fellow was. his writing is entire books of gross creepy, beyond even that stupid IT sex scene.

*HURK*

A lot of poor people (who are usually black or brown) live in areas called food deserts, where most stores are convenience stores or little markets with few healthy options. When you can get a burger and fries for $3 but a salad is $7, it’s obvious they’ll go for the burger meal. Crap is cheap and healthy food not so…

I fucking hate Piers Anthony. I read so much of him when I was very young and didn’t know any better. Then all of a sudden around 17 I was like, hey, wait a minute, this guy is a piece of shit.

Virtual Mode is... holy crap, that’s all I can say. First, the 14 year old is gang raped, then she falls in love with some magical dude in his 30's. But it’s all OK, because her parents agree that he can totally marry her, so they travel to a state (Texas, maybe?) where he can legally marry her. And then they have…

Or Bio of a Space Tyrant. I mean, watching one’s beautiful, barely teenage sister get gang raped over and over to save the rest of the refugees from death is a pretty normal part of development, right? And finding it sexually arousing is totally a-ok too.

Or “Xanth” and the “Incarnations of Immortality”. The whole older male mary-sue character with a very, very, very, very, younger “woman” always freaked me out more and more i started to connect the dots, socially speaking.

Aw man I was the lame goth girl smoking clove cigarettes....

Why do I feel like the most horrifying part of this horror novel ended up being the part that wasn’t intended to be horrifying?

The only doctor who will convince me to stop eating ice cream is the one performing my autopsy.

I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.

The more black stars, the better it tastes.

I scream, you scream, we all scream due to the existential loneliness of the human condition in this nihilistic age.

I can’t stop laughing.

Nope, unfortunately that was my first thought when scrolled past.

Ima give you a star and say nothing else.