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“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got plumes, hun!”

Wasn’t dumb to me. You’re using my product for your event and charging people for it where the money isn’t going towards me. Yeah, you’re being sued.

I used to show horses and often brought my corgi dog to the show grounds. Usually he was in stall with a bunch of the other barn dogs. But one time I was there to spectate/cheer on a barn mate so I brought him ringside. This woman was a new rider and very timid, so our trainer wanted us to show support,

Yeah, but you're Jem. That wig is for work.

Do the cave lodgings include WiFi? You know my motto, “Who needs friends when you have the internet!”.

You’ve gotta think RG3 is counting the minutes until he’s a free agent and he can sign with a less dysfunctional franchise, like the Jets, Raiders, or the Republican Party.

I live in a house with guns (husband is a hunter) and my parents own handguns, which they’ve stated is about protecting themselves and their home (we live in TX where you can conceal-carry pretty much anywhere. They both have guns strapped to their driver-side seats). I’m not shocked by, offended by, scandalized by,

I am going to keep this one short and sweet.

It’s definitely Minot, isn't it?

And that is why I keep my addictions analog!

This was the R&D branch of the corporation, so perhaps Big Bang? Another time a different guy had such a bad episode of flatulence that, working in a lab, the secretary thought there was a chemical leak. He was too embarrassed to say anything, but fortunately someone else piped up before the men in white suits came to

I’m sorry... THIRD TIME???? WHAT

Why would they keep him in service after repeated infractions? Wouldn't a demotion pretty much kick him out? Also, other than his stupidity in this matter, was he a competent officer?

It’s pure arrogance, they think they won’t get caught... or that the rules don’t apply to them somehow.

At first I wondered if you have to start the device with fire, and then I realized the lighter might be there for size comparison.

I seriously feel for you. My friend found a zip drive and it had child pornography on it :(

That’s what I use it for. Had a long session last weekend with an IT friend last weekend because of malware.