I won't judge you; mainly because I can't type fast enough with just the one hand.

Was it a penis? (I bet it was a penis)

I have never seen anyone lick a lollipop. Ever. The only time I've ever seen someone lick a lollipop was in music videos or commercials and it was not meant to be a lollipop that they were licking.

9 carats? So basically a ring pop?

Holy shit, my family used to have one of these things around the house when I was a kid. It finally ended up in the trash about four years ago when my sister and I were cleaning out the old house before a move.

I suspect you are right. The stereotype is that boys are smart but careless and/or lazy and girls are careful and methodical, so I can see that leading to overscoring for the boys and underscoring for the girls when partial credit is involved.

How can one score more poorly in math if teachers see their names? Unlike humanities, answers in math are definitive. 1+1 is always 2. Are we talking about showing one's work?

... how do you misgrade math tests? It's... it's math! Math isn't subjective.

I know the judge in this case and he hates that he had to make this decision. But it is consistent with the laws on the books right now - which were enacted before cellphones with cameras existed. However, my understanding is that there is a bill being introduced this legislative session to fix this issue so the…

I feel terrible for those meat-eater people because there is nowhere else in NYC to get a meat-based meal.

Of course it will be. It's following the whole Twilight outline to a tee.

Hey, I got finger-toes.

Really hypocritical of them when you consider Jezebel's previous stance on promoting unhealthy standards for babies. Shameful.

Why not? They won't remember.

It's working for me ;)

Make sure to only exist in poorly lit spaces!

Originally from Michigan, he strove for an anti-capitalist lifestyle, the pinnacles of which were his militant veganism and leadership in the biking community.

I don't need to be beautiful, I settle for a polished look. It's like being a pearl in life, rather than a chunk of feldspar or a diamond. Put together and neat, with a little flair from your personality rocks on most days.

Wow, so victim blaming is ok? Mutilating somebody is ok? You are pure evil.

I'm a little surprised by all the "I'm okay with this" comments. Yeah, obviously the guy is criminal and she deserves justice, but... permanently maiming him in a horrifying way? Which, in all likelihood, this will result in a shortened lifespan for him too? I don't condone this anymore than a woman who got acid…