When did you ever drag your ass off the couch to change anything for the better?

He needs to be careful, you never know which Republican family values man might try to take him up on that.

Can’t wait for ESPN to lose the NFL and then treat it like hockey, which they pretend doesn’t even exist.

To be fair it’s hard to argue that any of the NFL product has been “better” than other portions of it as of late. The game has been boring lately. The whole league was a sea of mediocrity this past season. I haven’t even watched a full season of play since 2014.

They’re reportedly upset that the Monday Night Football schedule—which costs the network $1.9 billion a year—is always pretty bad. They were especially irked when CBS bought the rights to Thursday Night Football in 2014 and received a better slate of games.

It’s equal so as to remove geography from dealership competition. However, you are 100% correct it should therefore be included in MSRP.

Do libertarians have sex? That would require two or more people cooperating toward a common goal.

That sounds about right.

I know from owning one that this statement reflects badly on your abilities, not the Wrangler.

Tesla loses a little on every sale but they make it up in volume...

So you’re saying there’s a chance.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

You’re missing the most obvious issue: why the fuck should minor-league sports be affiliated with universities at all? You want to pay the athletes, fine. But then why bother having them be part of the school? That’s a lot of words just to try and justify college athletics, when that’s the problem in the first place.

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

Terrible, just awful. As a fan, it was truly hard to watch. But enough about the national anthem, the game was pretty good!

Here is a fantastic profile of L.A.’s own DeMar DeRozan, shortly before he plays an All-Star Game in his Southern California for the first time.

Yep! Definitely thought about that. But in the editorial decision-making process, I decided that going for clarity for readers over spot-on French-language fluency in the top shot was the best decision.

French, where there are sixty-twelve exceptions to every rule.

The history of armored vehicles is full of examples of really bad ideas. My grandfather was killed in one of those open topped tank destroyers, and as a kid trying to learn why, I never got a good explanation as to rationale of the open top (when everything else was armored). Now I’ve just grudgingly accepted it as a…