Saving it for the next Finals appearance.

If you’re truly a lifelong Caps fan, why are you commenting here instead of being dead from having shoved a pencil through your neck years ago?

Disappointing. But as a lifelong Caps fan, this was no surprise. In fact, the only shocker is that they didn’t blow a 3-1 series lead this time.

Get out.

Timber was hoping to go in the first round, but he fell.

It’s a good thing that Canadians already like hockey

Sadly, this is true. I have to pour them into a bowl and put the bag away if I plan on eating them.

Don’t let the nutritional info fool you - one serving is the entire bag. Just try and stop after 28g. You are better off going to Costco or something and buying a flat of these things if you want to keep them around longer than a day.

Oh, sorry. I meant to type a ‘b’ for ‘bucko.’ I have wide fingers.

Yeah but you have front side defense which means most shots are coming from traffic in that corner so you cover low and get ready for the switch figuring if the shot comes you have time to get your chest up. Goalie got frozen when puck was taken possesion of in closer range by a man who wasn’t facing him, because…

Former goalie here. You play a wrap-around or shot from the corner 100% of the time vs a no-look backhand in traffic.

This is championship-level Mom-ing. Ms. Mary, do you run a boot camp for moms who need to strengthen their fundamentals? I’d like to register mine, please!

(To be fair, Southerners holding an unhealthy dedication to peculiar southern institutions centered around exploiting the unpaid physical labor of young black men have been calling Knoxville residents traitors to said institutions since 1861)

Revelation 13:18 - “This calls for wisdom. Those who have insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. That number is 13, because the fucker can’t read a pass for shit.”

Alley oops

I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I got to your comment. It would have been the death of my keyboard...

vanilla offense

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

Mathis went on to say, “everybody knows that donkeysauce is just mayo and bbq sauce and that shit is never going to get you a ticket to Flavortown.”