Side note, I hold a forever grudge against people who give me shitty handshakes it is literally the rudest.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Zing.
Also: Pow.

If you go, leave something there. I like to leave positive affirmations of unity followed by statements of agreement with Alex Jones: i.e. I agree with Alex Jones, Trump did steal the white hourse. I agree with Alex Jones, the russians do control the senate. I agree with Alex Jones, Rex Tillerson is the…

I live in USA but I am not a citizen so I can not vote but I can say people voted for him because of fear, fear of the jobs they are losing, fear of immigrants, fear of non christian religions, fear of changing and because, not all of course, think that you have to work in order to earn basic stuff, like health and if…

Because white men are deeply fearful to the very core of their being of being treated the way they hate treated non-whites and women for the past 500 years.

As much as they deny history and try to ignore it, they know it.

It’s partially performative fear. They feel like their racism isn’t so bad if they can claim it’s all because they’re terrified.

I love that she called out the “graffiti” bullshit, too. Like, if your neighborhood’s biggest problem is bored teenagers with spray-paint then you have it pretty good...

I’m sorry, but what kind of crazy name is that. Tod....really?

lol. Someone must have changed the channel to USA, because I just watched a Burn Notice.

Far left?

So I glanced at your posting history and it consists almost entirely of you kvetching in Deadspin about how you just wanna talk about sports, though you occasionally seem to post on other Kinja boards (that you presumably like more) *about how fucking much you hate Jezebel and the ‘Far Left’*. I’m sure the other…

Take the time to pay attention to what you click on and you won’t be offended by seeing a dissenting opinion.

You have some sort of compulsion where you have to click on every article that gets posted?

My Google search results have been infested with Breitbart links lately, after having never seen/heard about that place before the election. Can we all agree to not drive more traffic there? I value my eyeballs and would prefer to not have to rip them out.

It is called the alphabet, you should really know this by now

While we’re making unsolicited requests: PLEASE go fuck yourself.

Oh, if only there was a way your tender, entitled, safe-space requiring heart could find more coverage of Charles Oakley.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Charles+Oakley

Eat all the dicks, please.

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)