Anything is possible.

How long until Spicer is fired? He’s not selling this garbage very well. Is Baghdad Bob available?

If he weren’t the P*OTUS this would be hysterically funny.

i’m starting to feel as though we have nothing in common with our newly elected mandarin husk.

Let me ignore the fascism for just a minute to say:

It must be exhausting to be so easily offended. The amount of time and effort he puts into being petty is almost impressive.

But th e date

I don’t know where Sen. Merkley was with his petty self all these years but now that we’ve found him, we are never, ever letting go!

petty af. it’s funny but i wish we could deal with serious issues like that goddamn heartbeat bill.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

very much enjoying Tim Kaine’s lil smirk up top there

My brother was there, can confirm indiscriminate use of everything, including pepper spray, against such enemies of the state as children and the elderly.

I wasn’t at any risk. By the time I got there the black bloc kiddies had already been isolated somewhat and so there were a couple hundred peaceful protesters and onlookers on one side of a police line and on the other side were the black bloc, journalists, peaceful protestors, and innocent bystanders who ended up on…

The entire Washington Post newsroom saw it happen because it was right outside the window. The police kept denying it even as reporters were like, “Uhhhh we have footage/bleeding ears.”

Can confirm the indiscriminate use of flashbangs; I was about 100 feet away from them* when they were going off and those things are fucking loud. The police would throw them down and then rush forward at the same time, grabbing anyone who was too stunned to back away.

“But I do have a question: if they can afford all those piercings, tattoos, body paintings, signs, and plane tickets, then why do they want us to pay for their birth control?”

But I do have a question: if they can afford all those piercings, tattoos, body paintings, signs, and plane tickets, then why do they want us to pay for their birth control?

“When your state receives the most federal money and yet you still rank lowest on health, education, wealth and equality, your backwards policies are not only hypocritical but a complete failure.”

The concept of mass arrests, with or without journalists caught in the net, is a terrible practice. You’re just about guaranteed to sweep up innocents.

Lovely Jewish conspiracy for them to cling to. Far-reaching rich shadowy Jews trying to destabilize them!