So you sexually harassed your coworkers?  Ya, good you worked when people looked the other way.  Creepy though that you admit that. 

Hopefully your tombstone won’t read “he got regularly outraged on behalf of sexual harassers”

If the user doesn’t know that, it can also mean skipping on the tip by accident until the next time they open the app. The time I did it I ended up getting a few random tips almost 3 months later. 

I see people in my neighborhood getting McDonalds delivered, and all I can think is “why are you like this?”.

I’ve used a third party delivery service twice, both when I was given some sort of promo code to try them out and then never used one since (been about 3 years and counting now). First time, after the delivery guy handed me my food he assumed some performative prayer/begging pose (wish I was making this up) and…

Postmates set up their app so the person can’t tip until after the delivery is complete. I wouldn’t be surprised if not tipping happened more than tipping cash, but I prefer to tip cash so the algorithms can’t use my tip as way to pay drivers less (because they have done that). There’s a comment section you could menti…

As God is my witness, if that enormous rust bucket shows up in David Tracy’s front yard...

I’m so glad you were able to escape the bus’ curse so lightly. It’s funny how a relatively small profit or loss can make the difference between a fondly-remembered mishap and simmering regret.

Everyone that knows cars - “Minivans are horrible, would never own one.”

Owning people who bought: 

A Dodge Journey, likely priced in the basement, and still coming with a full factory warranty is not as bad of a choice as people pretend. It won’t be great, but it’ll get you to work and school if you need a car. 

A tale as old as time:

This is a very valid point, most people wouldn’t need more than 100 miles of range 99% of the time.

Also, this website wouldn’t exist.

I saw a post from someone last night that mentioned that they no longer owned their model 3 because it was lemon law’ed, and that they wont be buying another because quality issues seem to common, and they want to wait until the Cyber Truck is available.

An EV people claim is bad but is actually good is the Mini Cooper EV. People complain about the 110mi range yet the average american drives 50 miles a day and almost no one road trips in a mini cooper. they weigh around 3000lbs, do 0-60 in a respectable 6 seconds, and cost $30k. The reality is that most homes have one…

An awfully big fraction of owners don’t buy vehicles as “rational decisions,” or we wouldn’t have commercials full of cowboys, and firemen, and flags, and “professional drivers on closed course” drifting across empty parking lots.

Tesla Model S. There, I said it.

Could I use it for cargo? will it pass through customs like a diplomatic pouch ?

An interesting sidennote to this ruling is that, as usual in such cases, the manufacturer does not have to reimburse the customer with the purchase price, but rather with the purchase price minus a fee for wear. This fee is dependent on the expected lifetime of the vehicle and the mileage covered..