Actually, this sounds more inspired by the Fantastic Mr. Fox.

It's just a rumor.

This sounds like something Count Olaf would do.

I have seen it, and this is an entirely accurate take on it.

Seconding the suggestion to talk to an allergist. Allergies can get worse or change on you; you don't want to mess around if there's a chance that this could turn harmful, even if it hasn't been a problem so far.

They've really been doubling down on the mob plotlines lately.

My sister speaks highly of Brandon Sanderson.

She's a cyborg. Android body, cybernetically enhanced brain, but a human brain underneath it all.

I'm a huge, huge fan of the GITS franchise, so this would have to be pretty bad for me not to want to see it.

Drug War was one of those movies I got from Netflix out of a sense of obligation because it was on a lot of "best of" lists from that year, and it turned out to be jaw-droppingly good and incredibly engaging.

I'm genuinely surprised that I've seen every movie on that list but one.

Or the even more important question: does the new dog also die?

This sounds like Belle all over again. Great cast, interesting premise, bad filmmaking.

RESIST, MOTHERFUCKER.

How would you know? Have you licked him?

Because menudo literally tastes like human feces,

Me posting "Fuck it, I'm getting Peruvian chicken" on Facebook is how my family knows I'm having a really bad day.

It is not.

I COULD do that, or I could just go get pho. :D Because I find myself in a strange desert of humanity where no one will fucking deliver to me and being able to eat good Indian food inside my house requires HERCULEAN EFFORTS. But there are about six pho places nearby and they're all good.

Here, have some Toast.