The most horrific part of that conspiracy theory is that the parents of the murdered children receive constant harassment from the trolls who peddle it. Can you imagine? They've endured the worst possible thing in life, the deaths of their children, and they get stalked and abused by the same kind of unhinged gun…

Cynthia says when John died, Ono went out of her way to exclude Julian and Cynthia from the whole mourning/burying John process.

Good. Actions have consequences.

How is that movie NOT titled The F8 of the Furious?

Red Lights.

Hmm. Sounds skippable, then.

The dog was Cafall.

Maybe not. The postman always rings twice, it doesn't say anything about knocking.

It's okay. They all have luxury underground bunkers in New Zealand.

YET.

something, something…I'm too depressed. sorry.

You got it coming, champ. *finger-guns*

Like, 3-5 years? If we're lucky.

Thank you for being as gross and awful and unkind as you could possibly be in the service of a joke that isn't very good.

You're such a consistently awful human being.

That's so cool!

I get nauseated just reading things he's said. His voice triggers my gag reflex.

We're all going to die.

HOORAY

It was a labor of love.