I still eat dry cereal by putting it into a bowl, eating a handful, and then taking a swig of milk. I know it looks weird.

One of my favorite family recipes calls for simmering pork chops in cream of mushroom soup.

Texture? Easy digestibility? Calories?

That suuuuuuucks.

I remember reading an article, years ago, probably in the NYT, written by a guy who was determined to expand his limited food horizons (which included a total loathing of eggs) and was unexpectedly handicapped when he went to, I dunno, France?, ordered steak tartare and found his loathed enemy, RAW EGG on the platter.…

I'm sorry, that sucks.

This is a probably a totally garbage comment, but—pasta doesn't have to be mushy. Pasta is one of my favorite foods, but I have an aunt who always cooks it until it's grossly soft and it makes me gag.

I think both are recent within a few centuries! Potatoes are a New World crop and I don't think anybody in the Americas sliced them and deep-fried them french-fry style before Europeans showed up (I believe "french fries" in the Americas date to Jefferson's presidency and his hard-on for all things French). And I…

I'm gonna do you a solid, and keep explaining shit you absolutely refuse to hear, long after you forfeited the right to civil discourse. And I'm going to do myself a disservice, and give you a weapon to hurt me.

It is SUPER cute.

Maybe they told her she could keep the wardrobe?

You're all piss and vinegar, eh?

I have to say that while I have some issues with the rest of the film, the opening number on the freeway was one of my absolute favorite scenes in a movie from this whole year.

The video I took of my cat bopping me on the arm to try to get me to feed him lunchmeat out of my sandwich was better than Nocturnal Animals.

Uh…two weeks ago.

Y'know, if anything is gonna beat out Moonlight, I'd really prefer it to be Deadpool over La La Land.

Fuck The Departed.

Hey, do we know if any AV Clubbers are attending the march? I will be there with some friends.

Don't be fecesious.

The ones in red are the words of Jesus.