I don't want to eat a piece of pizza that's so hard it can't be bent.

Plus her film career is going great these days.

Death Punch!

Agreed. Burke makes it work by being low-key, Sheen makes it work by hamming it the fuck up. Everyone else is terrible in these movies. EVERYONE.

Hah! I have a cousin like that.

Because you read them? Or because you hold your sister in contempt?

Yeah, that was the one that ended the feature, not the Twilight one.

I try not to hold actors responsible for bad line readings (or specific bad performances in a film or show). I mean, if they're consistently bad in multiple projects, it probably is them, but unless you're on the set and watching the process, it's hard to know if a bad line reading is the fault of the actor, the…

…you actually think the only reason Kristen Stewart has fans is because of her sexuality?

What Damon did to Caroline was absolutely rape, and yeah, they pretty much gloss over it. Caroline carries an unrelenting grudge against him, so there's that, but the show never really lets her talk about her very good reasons for holding that grudge.

I would absolutely and unironically watch that.

SO EXCITED.

Ditto. I will continue to assume so until the writers say otherwise.

"This is New York so there's a very strong chance this is just city blood."

I don't watch football so I didn't recognize him or his name, but I did know there was a football player who was famous for not talking to the press (showing up at post-game press events solely so the NFL would stop fining him, and answering all questions with variations on "I'm just here so the NFL won't fine me),…

I know one of the key characteristics of the left is that they all hate each other, but boy, I sure do hate a lot of my fellow lefties just now.

Sliming politically inconvenient vets is a long and dishonorable Republican tradition. Remember when Dubya did it to McCain? (Before he did it to Kerry.) McCain falling in line with him after that was when I realized McCain has no integrity. He'll do anything to further his political career.

Is he the one responsible for the stunning backgrounds in Bambi? Because holy shit, they are SO beautiful. It's a gorgeous, gorgeous film.

It looks like a hard taco that's getting soggy.

I am a good person but I don't think my soul is worth thirty-one grand a month.