I didn’t want to shy away from that. Endings of television shows are
sometimes such depressing things. It’s like you’re not going to hang out
with these people anymore, and that’s bad enough, but then to give
everyone an end like, “Hey, also the characters on the show have to stop
what they’re enjoying as well. Like…

What is your obsession with that song?

Baby boomers think the JFK assassination represented the loss of American innocence, because it was the loss of their innocence, and they're a bunch of self-absorbed narcissists.

Wow, am I ever not going to watch this.

Thankee!

I'll take them! Assuming it's Regal SS or the AFI. I'm not wild about JACKIE (hi ostensiblywhispery oscarbait!) so I'd as soon see it without paying for it. :D

Again, thank you, PG. My faith doesn't have a lot say about asexuality, or more precisely, it didn't when I was a kid and a teenager and a 20-something who went to church. I know it would be accepting, and that I'd have a place if I was a good UU who still went to church now, but when I was growing up, asexuality…

When she found out he was refusing his daily security briefings, my sister started speculating on what his exit strategy is.

I read that as "TURNIP".

I really like "Manic Repressives" and "Not Tonight Dear".

"Instant Churchill" would be a GREAT name for a band.

Don't watch Nocturnal Animals. It sucks, and it doesn't give Amy Adams very much to do.

Young Genie Francis was goooooooorgeous, so. Probably.

I have to buy expensive heavyweight Lush lotion, too, since drugstore brands aren't up to the task.

My sister swears she never had a zit in all the years she was on birth control pills.

Same. I have dry skin and I have to lotion up after every shower, so A) there's no such thing as a two-minute shower for me, and B) I just flat-out shouldn't shower every day because it's hell on my skin. Like, my dermatologist would not approve.

That sounds uniquely unwatchable.

Your gay friends are wrong and they don't get to speak for me and people like me.

Of all the people I feel disappointed in or betrayed by today, you are…the biggest surprise. If someone asked me to name the AVC regular commenter I most expected to be a shithead about asexual people, you would have been at the bottom of the list.

*squeezes your hand in a totally non-sexual way*