All my friends talking about how they did their early voting made me paranoid I was missing my state's early voting period. (The early voting locations are sooooooo much more convenient for me than my actual polling place, which requires me to catch a bus I don't routinely take.) But it doesn't start until Thursday,…

Caught a flick, made chili. Spent $2000 bucks in two days, which is still giving me hives. Why is this time of year always so goddamn expensive?

Never Go Back grabbed another $31 million from overseas markets, which could be enough to set up Jack Reacher: Actually, When Adjusted For International Territories There Are Economic Incentives To Justify Going Back.

Christine, which was very, very good, and heartbreakingly sad.

I'd crack an Asterix joke, but there probably IS an Asterix character named Diacriticix.

I just got back from it. It's really, really good, but it's almost unbelievably painful. Even the happier moments of Christine's life become painful with the knowledge of what's coming.

Quit being an asshole. You were more than warned. You actively spoiled yourself.

Sara's the boss now and thank fucking god for that.

This all sounds so offensively dumb that I wonder what earned it the + on top of that D.

Yes, as was explicitly pointed out in the article.

Disqus was down for a least an hour, which I did notice.

Hey PG - if you haven't already bought passes for AFI's Nosferatu screening next Friday, now's probably a good time to do it.

Everything about Belle was great except for the script. That horrible, horrible script.

Y'know, BPAL did once produce a perfume called "Dirt".

I'm pretty over BPAL—I realized at some point, the cultish appeal was more about the image and the evocative scent descriptions than the quality of the perfume—but I'm tempted to make an exception for this.

I am having a hard time figuring out who I want to vote for as the state Judge Court of Special Appeals.

Yes please.

IT BEGINS.

Oh, that is HOT BULLSHIT.

The school ain't got no culture.