I love saying Howdy to everyone.

Partner.

Beautiful Horse you got there.

Well, best be getting to it then. 

Likewise, I remember a lot of people being mad Congresspeople make so much. 

department lawyers must lay out evidence of additional violations beyond unconstitutional behavior

Since most of the forecasters who had no idea what the hell they were doing got throw out of town in 2016, the ones left look, by all inclinations, to have gotten this one quite right.

They really didn’t. Most of the ones who gave Clinton a 99+% in 2016 stopped trying. Because they realized they knew jack all about generating good prediction forecasts.

While 538's model got pretty aggressive in revising it’s forecast after some early vote numbers and republican wins, it’s original prediction was…

I need someone to do a sociopath vs psychopath and lay it out clearly. 

White People make up the majority of the moviegoing audience.

A cult classic is a film that bombed at the box office, but critics loved and perpetuate until it gets a big enough audience to keep it relevant in pop culture.

Tough that it’s become the cops’ job to come clean up trash in the parking lot...

Prop 112... Basically saying you can’t build oil refineries next to people’s homes and schools.

John Elway... PROP 112 IS GOING TO DESTROY COLORADO

Wow, congratulations. You’ve posted the stupidest fucking comment of the day. 

For most people, I’d wholeheartedly agree. Piglets grow up into full-grown hogs. Teacup pigs are not the ponies of the pig family. That said, I think Ariane Grande absolutely has the resources to take care of that pig. And even if he grows too big and is sold off, she’ll have given it a much better life than most pigs…

Red Sox were the first big player in Baseball to fully embrace data and analytics driven management. To say the Yankees lost because they didn’t believe in the “Heart of the Cards” is to say that Amazon beat Barnes & Noble because B&N relied too heavily on internet sales.

Which is to say... it’s bullshit. 

That seems like a really complicated schema for a system that is, in earnest, stupid. Have you considered just using 2 factor authentication so that your password is merely a generic pin that is necessary but not sufficient to gain access to any of your substantive accounts?

Freezing your credit and using 2-factor authentication are, in my opinion, the two easiest and best things you can do. Your password could be 12345 and as long as you’re using 2FA, it’s impossible for them to gain access to your account. And when you freeze your credit, no one can access your credit so it’s impossible …

Not possible. Little Caesar’s is less expensive than a DiGiorno’s Pizza. Not possible!!!

Well no. Because Hispanic voters are actually pretty Conservative.

I’m sorry. You gotta have a real big imagination to say that 35% of Latinx voters and 45% of White voters is some kind of impassable moral chasm that makes Latinx firmly against Kavanaugh and White voters firmly for him.

She shot herself for attention.

The President of the Heritage Foundation has explicitly said that Kavanaugh is not special. The list of judges they gave the White House, he said “You could basically throw a dart and hit anyone on that list, and you’d be fine.”

Conservatives are doing the same thing they did with Clarence Thomas. It becomes a…

I like the sentiment, but the phrasing is too long. We need a new word to describe such a thing. I would profer “O’Reilleys” or maybe “Tucks” or “Tuckerwhite.” Something along those lines would be very comfortable for me, a besieged wyperson.