The President of the Heritage Foundation has explicitly said that Kavanaugh is not special. The list of judges they gave the White House, he said “You could basically throw a dart and hit anyone on that list, and you’d be fine.”

Conservatives are doing the same thing they did with Clarence Thomas. It becomes a…

I like the sentiment, but the phrasing is too long. We need a new word to describe such a thing. I would profer “O’Reilleys” or maybe “Tucks” or “Tuckerwhite.” Something along those lines would be very comfortable for me, a besieged wyperson. 

If the people who grew up in Hazleton now live in a town that is majority Hispanic and who don’t speak English...ok, I feel some sympathy. But I have a feeling the only real change is that the food got a lot better and the average skin tone is a bit darker.

That’s change I can believe in.

I love Brian Dennehy. He’s easily one of my favorite character actors of all-time and is the best of his type. I’m so glad he’s not a douche. He’s just a guy who’s worked for years and everyone can recognize from “oooh, you were in that thing.”

He’s also doing it without medical supervision. He just.... does it. And without being asked. 

Your review of that SNL opener was longer than the entire episode. 

Huh. How did he not make the “4 Asians ever” list mentioned above? I guess Pakistan isn’t in Asia. :///

Who is Awkwafina though?

His rebuttal of being a heavy drinker was that he got into Yale... and Yale Law... But, I went to an Ivy League school, and people drank, a lot. And there were plenty of sexual assaults on campus. So to imply that he couldn’t have done those things because he got good grades and went to Yale just means he was a…

My manager’s not here. He doesn’t have an office. I can’t give you his name. You can ask him yourself. He’s not here, and is not coming back here, nor can I tell you anything.

I feel like this woman is definitely gonna get fired. I hope.

Have you seen how they do that shit? They just have small 1oz bags of fritos that they open and put in there. It’s like the manager just stops at 7/11 every morning for their daily supply.

I can’t think of anything I’d rather eat when I’m completely smashed. 

Remember when Clarence Thomas’ approval went UP over the course of Anita Hill’s Testamony? Or Bill Clinton’s approval went UP when he admitted to his affair with Lewinski?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

100,000 Pyramid. What is the most obvious act of terror the current President would choose to ignore? BINGO!

Yeah, that isn’t professional advice. I’ve sent that text to girls before. It wasn’t because I wanted to be such great platonic and professional friends. 

Drake? Why don’t you have a seat. Have a seat, right over there.

I saw that movie. Gerald’s Game!

tThe “Click to Crit” system and the Draw system turn from Materia turned me off hard. I enjoyed the card game, the sort of Gardens/Ragnarok systems. Even the story wasn’t bad. I just couldn’t stand the combat or the characters. 

So if you were to di that, and Demand that Twitch pay streamers a wage and provide benefits, you’ll find that Twitch is gonna absolutely obliterate all the ‘small’ streams and will only pay the likes of Ninja, Shroud, Dr. Disrespect, and others. This small stream with 30 regular views and 50 monthly subscribers will…

Sorry. “Electric Love” is the best song from Bob’s Burgers.