What’s that? “Toss turrets”? Are you making up a feature you’d like added, or saying something you know how to do, because I’ve never seen turrets you can toss.

Yeah, i get that line a lot.

And if you ever don’t pick exactly what they asked for, you suddenly because the reason for a loss, no matter what. Pick Symmetra on point 2, you just get ‘I think we can switch off Symmetra now. We don’t need teleporters.’ And if you lose for any reason, “You had to stay on fucking Symmetra.” So fucking annoying.

This is one of my least favorite things about Overwatch right now. There’s around 5-10 champs that you will get shit on for picking. Symmetra, Torbjorn, Hanzo, Widow, Bastion, Winston, Genji, Mei... Pick them, and your team will do this shit constantly. I like playing some of these champs, and think they can be really…

I’m sorry. How did they possible find this guy? If it’s true, did they find the flight number, and go to the airline and acquire the passenger manifest and find who was sitting near them and find that person and have him recall what happened, and bring him out to speak publicly on the subject for the Trump campaign…

Traveling with an empty seat next to you is a luxury of immeasurable proportions.

Right. The Metric System. That’s what sunk your campaign.

I mean... come on. Could you possibly imagine? A President Lincoln!? Give me a break.

I think he has the look, but I’d much prefer Darrell Hammond to be doing it.

That guy’s not crawling like a baby. He’s basically doing a low bear crawl. His knees aren’t even touching the ground.

I dunno about that. I think women who can’t handle being harassed should like... work at home. Kindergarten? They’re viscous monsters. Suzie’ll walk right up to a bitch and say, “Ms. Walker. Why are you fat? Is it cause you don’t have a husband?”

Ice fucking cold, little Suzie.

We might see some interesting things happen over the next 4 years politically as the parties realign and who in fact will lead these parties. If Ryan and Priebus are still running the GOP come February, they’re really gonna try to realign the GOP with the historic conservative fiscal message they had in 2012. If it’s…

I have great relationships with women [...] The woman’s a liar, extremely unattractive, lots of problems because of her looks.

That’s fun.

SNL better make sure of this specific bit. It’s ripe for satire, I tell you. RIPE!

Can we never put Corey Lewandowski on television and force me to watch him ever again?

Too easy? I don’t understand how turning off friendly fire makes it “Too easy”. In that line of thinking 1v1 smash brothers is too easy.

I can see in a major tourney, a play like that is amazing, but that they added a spray in game to that spot, and it’s become a ‘awe inspiring play’. It seems a bit inflated to me too. It wasn’t even like, the MATCH WINNING PLAY! It was just another play when they were already in the lead to get em one step closer.…

But we as a culture must decide. If a woman must ask “Is it in yet” ... is it in?

I’ll always clap for you Jeb. Not out of agreement, but because I hate the sound of silence.

It may not have been a sincere apology, and he did backtrack on it. But I’m giving Trump credit for saying the words “I was wrong, and I apologize.” even if he didn’t mean it, for a few seconds he had to eat humble pie, and it was glorious.

It’s the difference between someone who is a player, and someone who says “Just grab em by the pussy.” Difference between someone who wouldn’t rent to black people in his apartments, and someone who said the n-word out loud. They may mean the same thing. Actions may be far worse than just words. But in the media,…