Because Facebook needs more ways to spy on people, of course.

Wow, more terrible recommendations by the Kinja team. Just invest in a bidet. The handheld ones are pretty cheap, and better for your pipes.

Wow, more terrible recommendations by the Kinja team. Just invest in a bidet. The handheld ones are pretty cheap,…

At this stage in the game, Konami’s entire brand is to be a parody of itself.

I’m not saying this to be snarky, but I’m legitimately surprised that Stadia is still a thing. 

This is looking fantastic. I can’t wait to play it.

Wow, thanks for this.

I’m aware of Punch Time Explosion. If you’ll remember, that game also came out ten years ago, so having those characters return in a more modern game is a fair ask.

I want this to be good, if only because I know I can’t convince my friends to play Smash Ultimate with me forever.

Final Fantasy XIII is a bit of an acquired taste, and the weird thing about it is that there’s genuinely a lot to dislike - the story is a bit of a mess, none of the characters are particularly well-written, and the dungeon design is bland.

The combat goes a long way towards making up for most of that, but the weird…

I’m happy for the people who finally get to play it.

I’m not normally for the death penalty, but execute this motherfucker. He deserves it a million times over, and there’s no redemption for him whatsoever. 

This is an impressive accomplishment.

The trophy lists in Insomniac’s latest games highlight another really great use for trophy lists - not all of them have to be super challenging to appease the hardcore, or piss-easy to cater to people who only want to see their overall trophy count go up.

Ghost of Tsushima is one of my all-time favorites, so I’m hyped for this. The fact that this is coming out on my birthday is extra awesome. :)

Yeah, and they insisted on repeating the mistake with the Vita on an even larger scale, effectively strangling the console in its infancy. 

As a gamer who has gamed (primarily) on PlayStation since 1997, I’ve generally loved the hardware/console-exclusive software, but hated the brand. Sony makes great stuff, but they’re unapologetically arrogant and short-sighted as a company, and the way in which they treat developers and their own consumer base is…

I’ll be happy to check out WWE Battlegrounds at exactly the price I’ve been willing to pay for it!

It might have been some kind of imported bread. Immigrants get the job done.

This was a great read. Welcome back, Patricia - I’m excited to see where Kotaku is going to go with you at the helm!

I’m sad about this, but I’m enormously grateful for how amazing this entire ride has been. I hope Sakurai will finally have a chance to rest once development finally ends on this project.