Hoping for a new Apple TV. I’ve been looking to get one, but with talk of a new Apple TV coming I’ve been holding off.

How was THIS guy White America’s best answer to Barack?

I’m not personally excited for Steve, but I’m happy for Gen Z. Minecraft, like it or not, is a pivotal piece of gaming history at this point. 

I don’t know about smart, but I’m secure enough in my intelligence that I don’t feel the need to condescend to strangers on the internet. 

Yeah, US copyright law is something else. The fact that this is also true for wedding photos is similarly nuts - the idea that a person might not legally have the rights to reproduce and distribute pictures (that they paid to have taken) from their own wedding is insane to me.

So, this thing is basically Mortal Kombat: The Snake. Horrifying.

...And nothing of value was lost.

I’m once again going to show my lack of distinguished breeding here, but god damn, these are hideous. High-fashion really is something that you have to be high to enjoy.

Tone-deafness is an integral part of the Sony brand.

This was a solid, but not particularly revolutionary presentation. A $500 price point is quite fair, but nothing I’ve seen thus far screams “buy this at launch!!!!”.

It’s probably timed like the FFVII: Remake. It’s been a long time since we’ve had a console-exclusive main-series Final Fantasy game. 

Wow, that blue looks really, really, nice.

Congratulations! That first platinum is always special!

I use turn signals as a similar litmus test. There are rarely any penalties for ignoring the use of turn signals (as evidenced by all the people who drive BMWs across my city), but you do it because you care about both your safety and the safety of other motorists.

Ah, man. I know it’s theoretically possible to be disappointed by FFVI, but I didn’t think it could possibly happen. To each their own, I suppose. 

I agree for the most part.

Man, this really looks like 2020's answer to Goatse.

As much as I love EDM/J-EDM, I think that Harmonix knows that most US gamers are going to want to mix tracks by Cardi B and Macklemore instead of tracks by, say, Gammer or teranoid.

Why are enormously priced fashion products often so hideous? I realize that maybe I’m just missing something as a lower-middle class peasant, but I can think of so many things I’d much rather spend $1,600 on.

...Kind of?