I’m once again going to show my lack of distinguished breeding here, but god damn, these are hideous. High-fashion really is something that you have to be high to enjoy.

Tone-deafness is an integral part of the Sony brand.

This was a solid, but not particularly revolutionary presentation. A $500 price point is quite fair, but nothing I’ve seen thus far screams “buy this at launch!!!!”.

It’s probably timed like the FFVII: Remake. It’s been a long time since we’ve had a console-exclusive main-series Final Fantasy game. 

Congratulations! That first platinum is always special!

I use turn signals as a similar litmus test. There are rarely any penalties for ignoring the use of turn signals (as evidenced by all the people who drive BMWs across my city), but you do it because you care about both your safety and the safety of other motorists.

Ah, man. I know it’s theoretically possible to be disappointed by FFVI, but I didn’t think it could possibly happen. To each their own, I suppose. 

I agree for the most part.

Man, this really looks like 2020's answer to Goatse.

As much as I love EDM/J-EDM, I think that Harmonix knows that most US gamers are going to want to mix tracks by Cardi B and Macklemore instead of tracks by, say, Gammer or teranoid.

Why are enormously priced fashion products often so hideous? I realize that maybe I’m just missing something as a lower-middle class peasant, but I can think of so many things I’d much rather spend $1,600 on.

...Kind of?

Hell, I’m pretty sure the “X thing lasted longer than the Confederacy” will probably last longer than the Confederacy too.

I think you were pretty fortunate. I actively hunted them for a couple of hours last night (RIP, baits), and only landed a whale shark and a hammerhead - which, to be honest, I was pretty happy with considering it’s only Day 1 of their availability. 

Yeah, they probably spent a hefty Dollar or two on that Enterprise.

Is this a sex thing? It sounds like a sex thing.

Username checks out, at least. 

Well, Kinja Deals really isn’t known for making ethical recommendations. I’ve been burned more than once by these dudes and I know make sure I research the hell out of whatever they recommend.

Well, Kinja Deals really isn’t known for making ethical recommendations. I’ve been burned more than once by these…

Excellent. Australia/New Zealand tend to get screwed when it comes to video games, so it’s nice to see them come out ahead for once.

Spirits definitely are one of my favorite parts of Smash, both for the sheer amount of games that get repped, and also because of the opportunity to see the Smash roster doing their finest attempts at role-playing.