Liberal types tend to overthink and hand wring.

Conservative ones are lame too. I just don’t think you can really win, coolness-wise, with this strategy haha.

Everything the Republicans do is in bad faith. Ignore it.

How about if you are accused of rape you get suspended until the situation plays out in court? If it turns out that a majority of these are false accusations we can reevaluate things down the road. I personally suspect they are not. 

There aren’t going to be any wheels of justice turning, because she’s chosen to file a civil suit instead of involving the police. Unless one’s definition of justice is a months-long protacted negotiation between two sets of very well-paid lawyers discussing what amount between $1M and $2M of Antonio Brown’s money…

Normal country. Very normal country.

everyone is saying this now. And with the numerous mass shootings this summer alone, it's time to stop pussyfooting around it too. 

Obviously there are exceptions and Bernie, even though he’s had a few small cranky old man moments, is clearly more sharp than Biden.

People like you overusing centrist are just as annoying as Republicans who overuse socialist. You clearly have no idea what the word means; it’s just a knee-jerk reaction to throw it out there against someone with whom you disagree.

So your saying his policy would result in lunatics barricading themselves in their apartments with their guns and refusing to leave? Sounds like it's going to work!

Sometimes it hits in the early 70s. For example, one of these hypothetical old people might confuse “Alabama” with “the Bahamas” and then spend a couple weeks saying he didn’t.

Trump doesn’t give a shit about eradicating the homelessness problem, about fixing it, about ensuring that those without food/shelter/gainful employment and/or with mental health disorders get the sort of care they need. He wants to sweep bums off the street, like you’d hire an exterminator to get rid of bugs in your…

I mean, Melania totally found Barron’s Juul pen. That’s why this is happening, right?

I’m no fan of Bezos and the pay disparity is complete garbage, but commuter newspapers have been on the ropes for quite some time. The Red-Eye in Chicago dropped from daily to weekly.  So, it was likely that the Post Express’s days were already numbered.

I have no idea how he made time to manage hedge funds or however the fuck he supposedly made his money. It sounds by all accounts like he devoted all of his waking hours to child molesting.

If a GOP candidate needs to be pushed across the finish line in order to win a district that has been solidly red since the 1960s and that Trump won by 16 points, that doesn’t bode well for districts that Trump and the other GOP candidates barely won in 2016 and 2018.

Here’s some insider information from my personal polling process, free-of-charge for Republican candidates across the nation:

Tomato Troll presents a fanfiction about having a family or, indeed, anyone that would willingly share a meal with him.  Fascinating, in an utterly wretched kind of way.

#PresidentPussyAssBitch

I’ve been drinking alcohol for 30 years and never sexually assaulted anyone.