So this is what he does during executive time besides naps, Fox News on the DVR and Tweeting during his craps.

If it bothers you THAT MUCH that you might get in trouble for saying a nasty racist slur with centuries of baggage you might not have any real problems. I’m just saying.

Yes. The GOP does not give one tiny little shit and they control the senate and the presidency. So...you’re just cool with an infinite government shutdown because?

So how long before Twitter finds the girl and it turns out that the entire opening anecdote is complete bullshit and Esquire has to do some explaining about why they didn’t bother to vet it? I’m going to bet end of day today for the full story and tomorrow for the defensive editor tweets.

Exactly. The main reason conservatives fear government is that Republicans are so bad at it that they’re worried government programs will screw them, not that the idea of government-funded health care is bad.

I’m pretty sure a non-single-digit percentage of Republican voters’ real reason for wanting the Wall is that they hate pressing 1 for English.

It’s ALMOST like I can recognize things aren’t just picked on pure artistry for these awards or they’d all go to pretentious indies. I mean, if I was realllllly going to pick, there are several songs from Janelle Monae’s album that never got nominated, “Hold Out Your Hand” from the Carlile album or a couple other…

On top of what everyone else said: “Follow Your Arrow” is a fun song.

So tired of everyone ignoring that Brandi Carlile a) killed it, and b) is openly gay. Her song was better than most of the nominees, too (though I would have given Cardi Record of the Year, because hers was a quality bop with mass appeal).

At least let us get a tax credit for that cost, damn.

Let’s be even more explicit: a good 30% of the country is a bunch of asshole white supremacists who will sell their kids and grandkids down the river as long as the non-whites, uppity race traitors, queers, and feminists get theirs the way Trump is doing. The other 10-20% who regularly vote GOP? God knows, but they…

And somehow it’s still far more legitimate than the border crisis, as would be many other facetious suggestions like the Gun Violence National Emergency, the Climate Change National Emergency and many others.

Yup. I discovered weights in grad school and went ‘HOLY SHIT THIS IS RAD’ and now do the dreaded Crossfit. I like that and dancing, but PE was absolutely the opposite of this for me and sucked.

She did Vanessa for a run of In the Heights I saw and she was just charming and perfect in the role. (Also, an In the Heights live would be pretty awesome, just saying)

OMFG, I hear you on the “well, we didn’t make our 15-20% growth target, so we suck and everyone’s getting fired” bullshit.

That said, John Roberts clearly hates this motherfucker and DOES care about his legacy so he’s the X factor in going to SCOTUS.

Why didn’t the child with FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME forced into prostitution make perfect choices? - these jags. 

I mean, shit. We needed the 101st Airborne to let little black girls go to public school in the south and then basically conservatives decided if the choice was integrated public schools or no public schools then fuck public schools. That’s the reality on the ground - getting rid of the feds just means state and local…

The issue is that American history shows us that doesn’t really work well for us because large swaths of local America is run by cracker trash and the SECOND you take your eye off them they do racist shit to steal democracy from huge parts of the population. Basically, you’re making the same argument John Roberts did…

That means dealing with not only libs, but the goddamn Freedumbass Caucus