Brainlocked or concussion!?

I’ll bribe you but you’ll have to post blogs of bad/evil bears instead of good bears.

This is both the best and the worst Sidney Crosby fight moment in his NHL career:

Jameson has product placement on lockdown. In both seasons of True Detective and throughout The Wire it is prevalent.

My favourite part about this is that Toronto Police traced the IP address the tweet was sent from and it happened to belong to Rogers.

So he’s now the guardian of Future’s rap baby?

Could Tebow?

What happened to the “Fight and/or Boobs” tag? This had both!

You have to be commended*

That wasn’t a slap let alone a bodyslam. I guess you have to commended for correctly baiting for clicks.

Aaron Ramsey, who came off the bench to replace Gabriel only to hobble off a little while later with a thigh problem of his own.

Who knew a Greek could bail this team out?

It’s the return of The Privilege Tournament!

It too was written by a dumbass American!

How does this affect my Arian Foster stock!?

Meanwhile Pablo Sandoval called the cops on the Red Sox for forcing him to go to the gym.

You’ve chosen a stupid hill to die on.

“What’s gross is the hashtag. Harry Potter never used the Abracadabra spell.”