Combine forces with Russell Wilson to raise the ultimate rapping quarterback child.

When talking about Lindros there is no difference.

It’s fitting that he’s paying homage to Scott Stevens on Christmas tree jersey night.

The Chico Resch Tendon.

“He’s taking his whole balls bro.”

I feel bad for the person responsible for cleaning beIN’s broadcasting booth after every game.

“It’s not the size of your dwelling that matters, it’s the willingness to be grateful for all the lemons life gives you. Don’t squeeze hard on the lemons though, you’ll have lemon juice all over yourself which makes you a prime target for flesh-eating rats.”

You might be a closet furry.

Khaki Konsistency

Fookin’ Aye!

I second Black Mirror. Truly amazing show. The episode with Hayley Atwell and Domhnall Gleeson was heartbreaking.

You should’ve split it into multiple grimoire comments.

Is Barry the only one working today? Deadspin is becoming Puckspin (a good thing as a hockey fan), but I’m sure there’ll be a lot of “Hoc-key, durr?” comments being typed up today.

I said hot take, not sensible take.

My hot take on this: Don’t expect your club to pay millions of Euros/Pounds on first class players if you’re not willing to pay the price of admission.

Don’t expect the only hockey blogger on this website who happens to be a Rangers fan to acknowledge this.

I just go straight to the comments from people who ALSO clearly didn’t read the article, but are mad about the article anyway.

When “Russian” and “truck” are mentioned in the same sentence, two things come to mind:

So they’re basically real life PC Principals?

Dance sequences in movies are sometimes goofy, sometimes winking, sometimes weird