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That sounds more like something Green Arrow would do, that filthy hippie.

Hey! Hey! You do not get to disrespect Tenzil Kem! That man is a hero!

Truly, hope rides alone.

So do they touch on Lizzie's possible homosexuality at all in this?

I'm excited about Baron Strucker because Baron Strucker means there's a good chance that someone will actually say the words 'Satan Claw' in a real movie.

The good news is that it's a five-issue mini, not an ongoing, so there's very little danger that it'll overstay its welcome.

So, perfect for a kid.

I thought she looked like she had put on a good amount of mass in that Guardians of the Galaxy promo shot that went out a couple weeks ago.

Hansel.

Dude, Uncle Grandpa is what you call a Grand-Uncle, or your grandfather's brother.

True story: These books are Harry Potter fan-fiction with the names changed. Just google "Cassandra Clare Draco Trilogy"

A movie based on a book series that used to be Harry Potter fan-fiction.

That doesn't make any sense, what with Agent 13 also being in the picture.

So edgy!

@avclub-b0dae075785888267fc19871f3e7dab7:disqus TIME BULLETS!

"But I want a pickle."

The Princess Bride is the most perfect film ever made and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

The Princess Bride is the most perfect film ever made and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

Goodness, that's a terrible opinion.

Goodness, that's a terrible opinion.