Nike needs to come out with Nike-branded U.S. flags. Then, watch these morons struggle with what to do about them.

What? That makes no sense. First, considering that these are depressing times it would actually be a good thing if this popular show that makes people happy were to continue.  Also, I don’t see how people who don’t watch the show are really entitled to much of an opinion about it one way or the other.

Believed this was a real politician until reading some comments. Seems like dry enough material for a politician to actually smoke.

They should come up with a system where aspiring drivers have to buy a license to operate a vehicle for hire and are subjected to strict licensing/safety inspections by a government authority.

For $12,500 a day, I don’t want aimless - I want the largest penis ever drawn on a map. 

What if women who wanted kids started matching and entering into civil partnerships with other women who want kids (straight women too?) And joining single mom/civil mom co-ops? I mean . . . don’t we already do this de facto? So many husbands/dads out there only have minimal involvement by his choice. What if we just…

This reminds me of the book Positively Fifth Street, written by a guy who was doing a magazine piece on the Binion murders but happened to be in Vegas covering the trial during WSOP and wound up finishing fifth in the tournament that year.

They are bad at their jobs because they never should’ve had them in the first place. The were unqualified for the jobs. They don’t have the skillset to manage said jobs. They should’ve gave the job to a black women. We are magic.

When you reach levels of racism that confuse the police you are on some next level hatred.

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The difference between Apu and most of the other stereotypes on the show is representation.

Is a tennis ball a sandwich?

That’s an excellent idea, but my preference would be for a four-part episode in which a well-armed and well-equipped European military force arrives in the eastern United States, seeking to capture and disable America’s nuclear arsenal.

Right? She got fired for doing what every other white person in this administration is doing, but she forgot that she’s black. Scott Pruitt’s been flying first class on the taxpayer’s dime, Mnuchin flew via US Private jet @ $3oK a pop for his honeymoon, etc etc.

If only she had been able to edit her actions in the way you edited your comment to seem more empathetic...

She went home and drowned her hamster after this.

But why?

Even if included in a prenup, the court will not enforce anything that is not in the best interests of the child.

Ok.

There.