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As someone who just got back from E3, I can confirm that “influencers” do in fact ruin everything. Take an already crowed and exhausting event, then add countless self-important blowhards with their giant camera rigs, not looking where they’re walking, while screaming about “It’s your boy/girl coming to you live from

Agree or disagree but this has been Netflix’s stance for a very long time. It’s what they tell hate (religious) groups when they complain about Netflix offering LGBT content. They provide the content, people make the choice to watch it or not.

It’s a trap!

Kelly deserved better. And not just from the fans. She has a clear love of the franchise and I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone more excited to be part of a film before. Few people deserve the amount of vitriol that was directed at her, especially when they’re just playing a part and saying lines that someone else

There’s an anthropomorphic lobster who plays cards with Lando named Therm Scissorpunch.

BF1 was one of the best MP shooters I’ve ever played. This looks great but never while playing BF1 did I find myself wishing it was more like Fortnite or Overwatch.

Gotcha, thanks. Wasn’t sure if Walmart had started selling guns in the bakery department yet.

Oh. Thanks for explaining. I guess I just don’t get the comparison as there’s already a bunch of items you can’t buy unless you’re of age. 

Huh?

I’m in the same boat, so Steve Martin is it for me. I was just mentioning the irony of you decrying remakes yet if they hadn’t remade the original, you wouldn’t have this wonderful memory. Maybe the reboot will give new people the same great experience you had.

Wait. Am I not allowed to touch the 1951 Spencer Tracy classic film or the 1991 Steve Martin classic remake?

Bye Felicia.

When my wife and I were coming home from Christmas, I had planned on just gate checking my bag when I went to board. Rather than having to haul more stuff through security, I asked at the Alaska ticket counter where we were dropping off our checked bags if I could just preemptively “gate check” my bag there. They did

Heard it! I want an original sin.

Good lord, who the hell cares?

This is the best Baseketball reference I’ve seen in a long time.

Hades, literally flaming.

According to the example, shouldn’t it be the ‘present-past-future formula’, not the ‘past-present-future formula’?