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Gotcha, thanks. Wasn’t sure if Walmart had started selling guns in the bakery department yet.

Oh. Thanks for explaining. I guess I just don’t get the comparison as there’s already a bunch of items you can’t buy unless you’re of age. 

Huh?

I’m in the same boat, so Steve Martin is it for me. I was just mentioning the irony of you decrying remakes yet if they hadn’t remade the original, you wouldn’t have this wonderful memory. Maybe the reboot will give new people the same great experience you had.

Wait. Am I not allowed to touch the 1951 Spencer Tracy classic film or the 1991 Steve Martin classic remake?

Bye Felicia.

When my wife and I were coming home from Christmas, I had planned on just gate checking my bag when I went to board. Rather than having to haul more stuff through security, I asked at the Alaska ticket counter where we were dropping off our checked bags if I could just preemptively “gate check” my bag there. They did

Heard it! I want an original sin.

Good lord, who the hell cares?

This is the best Baseketball reference I’ve seen in a long time.

Hades, literally flaming.

According to the example, shouldn’t it be the ‘present-past-future formula’, not the ‘past-present-future formula’?