Now I have a reason to never take down the Christmas lights!!!!

@twilight-arc: because getting the lawnmower up there is a right pain in the arse

Whew...

BUBBLE THE POLICE!!!!!

@Ian Logsdon: I'm fairly tech savvy and I'm still confused as to what is what in the Android world. Too many different brandings over too many different companies

and they still managed to post 10,000 frames of insipid pictures of themselves only this time it cost them film and developing

@theGigaflop: I actually have a Droid (work phone) and an iPhone 4. I used windows CE, windows mobile 5 and 6 before the Droid.

After 35 years of screwing around with fragmented tech standards I'm starting to side with Jobs on this.

But I don't wanna be in the Office 365 :(

@iDon't even: When Jobs leaves it will tank for sure.

@Hello Mister Walrus: The stock market is completely rigged and acts in ways that make zero sense to logic

@van_line: 'Give me a HBO channel (app), ESPN channel (app).'

AppleTv Apps and wireless iOS syncing but I really doubt we will see that until iOS5

Did Dole really need to plastic wrap bananas?

@Famout: If frickin' Ghandi would leave my cities alone and stop sending in waves of catapults I could get some shit done

@djdare: Have a family and find out how everything gets tripled magically

@CaptainJack: The right wing loonies don't really get self-deprecating humor or irony.

Where are the missing Bush, Jr Mythbuster tapes?

3 iPhones and 1 iPad here.

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