Really, the most awful thing about this to me is that she was in college when Lisztomania came out and she’s a US Representative today and I am... slightly less accomplished.

Let me stop you right there: No one in politics should ever look silly.

For real. Everyone knows this song is awesome. Your co-worker is a hipster doofus.

There’s no shame in being a Lisztomaniac. 

No lie. I saw Phoenix at Austin City Limits this year, and everyone in the crowd was waiting with baited breath for “Liztomania.”

“Lisztomania” is a banger to this day.

1.) This video makes her objectively awesome.

I say this as someone with two decades in the health care system - anyone who defends our current system is either an idiot or a paid shill. It is inefficient, costly, and inequitable. Move to Medicare for all (even just as an option to buy!) would fundamentally change the health care system for the better.

The only downside to cats and rodents is that cats are fur demons intent on slow torture of their prey. Back at my parents house they had field mice and I would rarely find the full mouse. Just.....parts. We just had our first mouse in our NYC apartment and the poor guy was barely alive with half its guts falling out…

Cats really are fucking killing machines. My boy is declawed even (by his first family, of course) and he ably dispatched a chipmunk that made it into the house at one place I lived.

Hahahahaha, I live in SF and also have a bat story (happened in Belize, but bats can make a person FREAK THE FUCK OUT!) Anyway, you had recourse for the mold problem, it’s bad in SF and landlords are required to fix it. Your in-law was probably illegal, too. Most are.

I rented the basement studio apartment in an old lady’s house. I got $$$ off rent for checking on the old lady landlord every day. Was great for a while. A lot of annoying things living with a talkative lonely old woman. The horror story part is when she tells me about a previous tenant who is in jail for -allegedly- r…

You deserve all of the stars...

The pencil wreath looks like her husband’s anus-mouth.

Bravo!

The wreath of mangled death. Can you imagine getting the work order? “Make something charming and festive out of failure and garbage.”

I mean, there is a difference between having a opinions and judging another woman’s decisions, and trying to outright stop women from making choices you disagree with.

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I hope inside every one of those “trees” is an unhappy White House intern compelled to cosplay as Gossamer from Looney Tunes.