somehow the way you say “hello there are spoilers in this” really reminds me of Cher in Clueless and I really hope it’s intentional.

I liked it up to a point, the score, the look of it, the costumes. Thought Lesley Manville was very good. But that preposterous story left me cold. Plus, it’s too long.

Having given it thought I... Don’t know how I feel about Phantom Thread. Other than that the acting nominations for it shouldn’t have happened, the fact that it’s DDL’s supposed last movie or no.

Savage but fair

Joanna, will you please, please take time to do one of these for all movies past, present, and future? Thank you in advance.

I’m impressed with her advocacy on this.

Crazy how the judges would actually deduct points from her whenever she did that! It was racist af.

Surya Bonaly. She was fucking incredible.

You are thinking about French skate Surya Bonaly who could do a backflip and land on one skate.

Nagasu was thrilling to watch. Her emotional reaction and response of her teammates at the conclusion of the program was my favorite moment of the Olympics, thus far.

I’m surprised that wasn’t followed by a predicament bondage scene involving Monistat

For the last 3 years I’ve looked more forward to the Jezebel staff outing and review of the Fifty Shades trilogy movies more than the actual movies. I alaways laugh out loud from each of your reactions and wish I had been apart of the group’s inebriated and fun hate watching at the theater!

What would make it better is if they did it in podcast form. That would be amaaaazing!!

Why don’t women report/speak?

Your username makes you the perfect Jezzie to ask this important question.

In the book during a BDSM scene while she’s pregnant she says something like I think the baby likes it. Yep.

I have never seen any of these movies, but when I saw the headline I squealed out loud and had to look around to check no one heard me. I LOVE when you guys recap getting drunk and going to the movies. I had to be very careful not to snort or guffaw while reading, probably should have found and unused conference room.…

This reaction is everything we could have hoped for.

I’m enjoying reading this like it’s a circa 2005 LiveJournal blog post about a group of girlfriends going out to hate-watch The Worst Movie Night, Wine Required. So I’m torn between “why would you all do this to yourselves, I hope you got paid a bonus for risking your mental sanity” and “Can I come too, you guys seem…

BUT DOES THE BABY LIKE SEX ALREADY OR NO