I always think this is going to be an adaptation of A Game of You and get excited for a minute. But then I realize that I'm wrong and I stop.

Midnight Run is underrated. I don't even know if it qualifies as a 'cult classic', but it probably should.

I'll trade you for our extra chocolate peppermint cookies.

My kids (well, my daughter mostly) love Let's Dance 4, and I think the series is great for introducing them to other music (Hello, Istanbull and The Time Warp). The first time I saw Time Warp in the game, I showed them the clip from RHPS. IFC has it on every night this week, so I'm trying to figure out what would…

KAL did that to me on a ICN -> ATL flight. I slept for almost the entire trip. Either the best flight ever, or the most expensive hotel room ever. Can't decide which.

Good luck on the business, and understanding women (or anyone, for that matter). I'm constantly amazed at how much safer NYC is than it was. Growing up here in the '70s and '80s, I gave my family a whole crash course in crime prevention and mitigation before we got here, but it's been suprisingly nice. Coney Island…

I'd up my cigar intake to bring on the cancer faster.

I had them as my #2 choice for this year's undercover, but moved them to #5 to close the gap a bit for Bulat.

Korea has a 'toilet museum' that I haven't been too, but If I can find the pics, I'll post one of my kids standing in front of a banner advertising the toilet festival.

I got roped into a personality test there once. My results said that 'the only people more apathetic than me were dead' and that Scientology could help me overcome it. I told the proctor that I didn't care. After 15 minutes of arguing about it, another proctor had to drag him away. He was incredibly agitated by my…

Mogadishu. My Uncle 'asked' me to go there.

If you click the upvote again, it will go away.

I hat downvoting, but I'm pretty sure that the lack of pagination, and the live updates, are what's making Disqus so sloooow. It takes a second for each character I type to show up on the screen. I can probably go start a pot of teat to boil and be back before this all shows up. Yep. Totally able to do that.

I always laugh real hard at folks who say that, and then make sure I emphasize their middle name whenever I mention them or talk to them. In fairness, I did the same knee-slapping when people called Bush "Shrub".

How many Gay Paris jokes does he get in a year?

who was patient zero for CancerAIDS?

Years from now, the fridge logic of that is going to hit him.

Chubby Hubby.

But not counting for you. I hate doing headcounts at large events.

When I worked in catering, 150 was about average.