Just a heads up that the vacuum is no longer available (which is extremely frustrating). You may want to update the post so that others don’t have to share my disappointment.

Just a heads up that the vacuum is no longer available (which is extremely frustrating). You may want to update the…

So glad I clicked on this and the piece about Secret World. How do these even count as articles. I could get equally as much info if I subscribed to Luke’s twitter, I reckon.

Just a heads up that the target lock (L2 by default) is a toggle. You don’t have to hold it down to keep targeting.

I don’t know. I’d say it’s pretty bad. It certainly commits many of the sins associated with bad storytelling. Regardless of whether this is due to incompetence or running out of time, the result is the same.

Fair enough. I hope I didn’t come across like I was disrespectful toward your opinion. I just hadn’t heard of anyone saying that the second half was anything more than shit.

I mean, I get what you’re saying about adapting vs creating something new, but I have zero faith in SE’s current iteration.

The way they told XV’s story was deliberate? Hahahaha. You actually believe that? Hahahaha. “Hey, let’s deliberately release a story which only makes sense if you watch companion movies and other bullshit. Oh and let’s deliberately make it so nonsensical that we have to release several major patches (something we…

It really does. Which makes me sad because I think FFXV was the most unpolished FF game of all time. This game is going to be a mess.

Honestly just play the original. I am about 95% certain that this remake is going to be shit. Sure the original graphics are outdated and some of it might not have aged well, but this is likely to be piece meal, inconsistent, and it will likely take 5 years or longer for the episodes to release.

They want to expand the story? Nooooo. That would be a terrible idea on their part. Based on FFXV, there is nobody at SE anymore who knows how to create a competent story.

What makes you think they won’t be full price? Do you actually believe that subsequent episodes will come out on time? What’s to keep SE from abandoning episodes if sales are weak? These are just a couple of many reasons I think it’s a bad thing for this to be episodic. Although, frankly after XV my overall inteeest…

FFXV has made me lose all hope and interest in anything Fianl Fantasy. I mean, sure, the remake of VII isn’t going to have the same story issues. But XV’s awful story is only one of maybe 10 things I hated about that game. It’s been over a decade since a good FF game has been made. I think that ship has sailed and it…

Seriously fuck Tom Brady. Actually fuck the whole NFL. Why is it filled with so many assholes?

This is one of the reasons that the mystery team matches in Arcade mode is my favorite way to play. On top of the fact that it makes me play characters I might never even try otherwise, it also removes pretty much any toxicity related to character picks since they’re all random.

Go fuck yourself. It’s because of fucking idiots like you who keep saying “Yeah but what about poor people? Or what about libraries?” Or whatever other stupid fucking justification you want to use, that those of us in the game industry have zero job security and can be expected to get laid off multiple times during…

Doesn’t Doom not have reloading?

Square Enix continues to baffle me with their dumb business practices. Breaking Hitman into a bunch of minigames? One year exclusivity for Tomb Raider? Confusing DLC Pre-Order nonsense for FFXV? Check on all of them. Any of them good business? Probably not.

This is so poorly written that I couldn’t make it past the 4th or so paragraph. Does anybody actually edit anything on this site?

I’m glad you bumped this up since I missed it the first time. Really great, fun article about a great (?), fun movie. I’m a little disappointed though that you didn’t mention this amazing line: “I’ll tell you what I think of it, Killian. I’d love to see you eat that contract. But you better leave enough room for my…

Also, I find it kind of hilarious that you’re telling people to “move on” about their disappointment with the game, but you don’t seem to be able to move on from being upset with people who were disappointed. You seriously suck. (I don’t even have a stake in this game, but I feel like you are acting like a giant…