Critics in 2014: “Not enough Godzilla and too much time on humans!”

No one would ever mistake me for a smart person 

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

At least you admit that your other reasons for disliking him were bogus.

Sounds like a you problem, weirdo

I’ve always found a ball peen hammer quite effective in wiping an electronic device. It resets the device to raw materials in just a few seconds.

Holy Geometric Growth Aryan Brady Bunch, Batman!

Is this the back cover of a DVD entitled Faux Blondes 13: Reverse Gangbang?

I don’t think they’re blind. I think they’ve evolved highly specialized vision. For example, apparently a Fox News viewer can differentiate all these faces:

All cops are bad because they willingly represent a toxic institution. Period. 

Of course one bad apple spoils the bunch.

That said, that one bad apple was a long time ago, and now the whole bunch is spoiled.

My brother’s a cop, and he tries the “bad apple” defense of shitty cops to which my reply is “so why are the ‘bad apples’ always fiercely defended by the bunch?”

Yeah, how about we keep tabs on what the cops are doing what with the large number of executions they feel like performing in the middle of the street on a nearly daily basis?

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

Okay, name a Democratic President as bad as Trump.

Guys, I think this fact robot might be broken

Nah, Democrats who still vote with him 60%+ of the time are worse.

Well, given the crowd he runs with, saying he’s THE WORST is hyperbole. You’ve got Gohmert & Co. out there.

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…