You mean the reporting that Gawker is doing right now?

It’s almost like things can happen on different scales or something.

It’s the same group of people who are backing a fascist cheeto who are worried about keeping their guns just in case they need to rise up to fight a fascist government that they elected. I think I need to sit down now.

Only thing worth considering is the southern climate, but not worth getting shot.

Even during the darkest days of the Harper regime I never even once considered moving south. You guys are fucking nuts.

It’s a typo - should read “shape shat out by a lizard.”

She’s accused of a lot of things. Why should I give that accusation any more credence than the accusation that she was somehow behind some sort of scandal involving the attack on the consulate in Benghazi?

“Dear Jesus, free us from the bonds of our restrictor plates! Hallelujah and pass the leaded gasoline!”

I can’t actually think of anything truer to the spirit of contemporary American conservativism than a guy who grew a beard in order to promote his hunting accessory business praying at a NASCAR rally for a Republican to win the election, using a phrasing and diction better suited for a slow six year old child.

Duck Dynasty and NASCAR all in one spot? Was anyone in the crowd not related to each other?

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

He was amazing in Gods and Monsters.

Can’t edit the original post, but here is the new and improved gif that now runs on a loop.

I once saw a woman in Portland who was about 4'8" in 6" platform sandals with rainbow leggings. Then a ferret peaked out of the hood of her hoodie. I was totally sober BTW.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

There is no such thing as a soulmate, no person who ‘fits’ with you completely. People have flaws, and people change. The partner whose qualities you love now may evolve overtime, as we all do. The You in twenty years will be far different than the You today, and who’s to say that the relationship won’t sour as a…

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Best president ever.

Here I am imagining Obama turning into Hyacinth Bucket to deliver the line “Oh, you’re wearing that, are you” in that very particular way....

More to his credit! Had that been my speech, every other word would’ve been “douche,” with every word in between being “bag.”