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For full effect they need to transform the raging bull on the Lamborghini badge to a raging moose.

The actual water cooled 911 

Well la-di-fucking-dah, mister fancy pants Tesla owner. Ohhh your Tesla can do something new this week? You don’t say. That’s real impressive. I’m really real impressed with your whizbang techmobile. Don’t mind me, I’m just installing an update to my own security system...

My favorite part of the whole movie: “I have nothing to prove to you.”

My favorite part of this story is the zoo being like “Hell, naw. We ain’t killing our cat.” lol  I was so happy to read that.

it’s whiteness

Every now and then there is a great culling. The Renaissance happened because a huge portion of Europe’s population was killed by the plague.

IDK if it’s cartoons or stuffed animals that makes people act every flavor of stupid around actual predators, but you don’t have to be a goddamn MENSA candidate to know not to get near anything that people have gone out of the way to put behind a fence.

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Jaguars make their living eating caimans and have a stronger bite than tigers or lions. That cat was probably waiting like “I wish a motherfucker would.” This is the SECOND time a jackass entered the jaguar enclosure at Wildlife World and caught paws. Some humans are begging to be a part of the food chain.

Except Christian von Koenigsegg already looks like Jiren.

Then, once the Valkyrie is halfway through its meal, in comes a new challenger.

Bitch

Standard Senna: YOU FOOL! THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

This is the most bipolar car I’ve seen for a while. The outside says PBR and Taco Bell and the inside says Hennessy and Ruth’s Chris.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: all of these reviews make me feel guilty for enjoying Anthem.