This is the sort of passive aggressive snark I expect from my country. I like it!

As a Canadian I say we respond to this threat. I think we should expand Air Canada to Saudi Arabia, but only to commit the atrocities that are standard operating procedure for Air Canada.

That’s why you go full Reaper and buy dozens so you just throw away the spent ones and pull out new ones to reload.

One thing I have done when playing with my nieces and nephews who are doing the repetitive thing is to ask them to teach me and explain what we are doing and why. It’s a pretty cool window into their thought process. 

The vast majority of black clubs will not stop white people from coming in and you know it. Go sit your Country Time Lemonade sipping ass down somewhere with that bullshit. 

Nice to know that when I finally give up on America and move to Canada that I’ll still probably have to deal with this shit for the rest of my life.

I’m still a firm believer that Yamcha is the original Super Saiyan God pretending to be a weakling and the actual father of Gohan and Goten.

I’m not saying he’s just a roided up Yamcha...

And then he went on to Drift Tap the cone at the finish.

It’s the Lambo’s fault. You can’t fit enough people in a Huracan to attract the Mustang.

There... I fixed it with Photoshop...

It’s not a bug, it’s an homage!

1) I guess nobody can claim that Drake isn’t street enough now, he got a stripper pregnant on their one night stand and then tried to use the child he’d only met once to sell sneakers.

Considering Pusha T has talked more publicly about the kid than his own father, I’d say T is the more concerned parent at the moment.

Meanwhile, in a multiverse...

Drake is a public figure and has cultivated interest in his personal life for over a decade now. And, again, privacy isn’t what upset Drake here - he was going to use his son to sell shoes and track jackets for Adidas.

I once was doing a track day at Road America in a stock-ish Miata. Coming down the hill in to the braking zone at Turn 5, I look in my mirror to see a Viper ACR under HEAVY braking closing on me, at what had to be a 75mph speed differential.

I just got back from a weekend tracking my Viper and my biggest disappointment was when my fiance told me I shot fire out the exhaust coming around a corner...and there’s no video or picture of it.

This would actually be hilarious. Probably the only acceptable answer outside of a real F40.