Because Dracula’s castle travels the world, and because the bosses in the game were inspired from mythologies around the world.

The vast majority of black clubs will not stop white people from coming in and you know it. Go sit your Country Time Lemonade sipping ass down somewhere with that bullshit. 

Nice to know that when I finally give up on America and move to Canada that I’ll still probably have to deal with this shit for the rest of my life.

I’m still a firm believer that Yamcha is the original Super Saiyan God pretending to be a weakling and the actual father of Gohan and Goten.

I’m not saying he’s just a roided up Yamcha...

And then he went on to Drift Tap the cone at the finish.

Meanwhile, across the universe:

It’s the Lambo’s fault. You can’t fit enough people in a Huracan to attract the Mustang.

Whoever keeps creating these new wasps should really stop what they are doing.

There... I fixed it with Photoshop...

It’s not a bug, it’s an homage!

1) I guess nobody can claim that Drake isn’t street enough now, he got a stripper pregnant on their one night stand and then tried to use the child he’d only met once to sell sneakers.

Considering Pusha T has talked more publicly about the kid than his own father, I’d say T is the more concerned parent at the moment.

Meanwhile, in a multiverse...

Drake is a public figure and has cultivated interest in his personal life for over a decade now. And, again, privacy isn’t what upset Drake here - he was going to use his son to sell shoes and track jackets for Adidas.

I once was doing a track day at Road America in a stock-ish Miata. Coming down the hill in to the braking zone at Turn 5, I look in my mirror to see a Viper ACR under HEAVY braking closing on me, at what had to be a 75mph speed differential.

There’s a great quote in the books about this.

I just got back from a weekend tracking my Viper and my biggest disappointment was when my fiance told me I shot fire out the exhaust coming around a corner...and there’s no video or picture of it.

This would actually be hilarious. Probably the only acceptable answer outside of a real F40.