A buddy of mine was a volunteer firefighter back in college, and he told me that this was always his favorite scenario, because he got to throw an ax through the windows of a parked car. And then leave a “Sorry we missed you” note on the windshield. They did not reimburse. Also, know that those hoses sometimes leak...…

With metrologist Tiffany Haddish.

I know a guy that runs around in a rooster mask. He’s not a furry, he just likes hurting other people.

“Awrrr-awr-awr!” - Chewbacca

YOU’RE ALL CLEAR KID, NOW LET’S BLOW THIS THING AND GO HOME!!!

“Get in there you big furry oaf. I don’t care what you smell.” 

“Look at the size of that thing!”

“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

“Hel-looo, what have we here?”

“You’re lucky you don’t taste very good.”

“That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”

“Luke help me take this mask off.”

“That was certainly not the droid we were looking for...”

“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”

“Do or do not, there is no try”

“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”

“And whereas you should not, for my ally is the Force...of the electric motor.”

“Judge me by my size, do you?”

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?