It’s the simple things in life, like a good old Lucio boop into the Ilios well. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

I want to know how on earth he destroyed an automatic transmission that quickly.

“Well there’s your problem: the pistons are supposed to go inside the engine, not all over the floor.”

Well I see the problem already, your connectings rod’s ain’t connected to anything!

So you’re telling me that a group of people with the right special genes can become amazingly powerful blonde-haired super men, a superior race over their genetically-inferior counterparts?

I wish all Dad’s spoke of fatherhood in such a way. I literally smiled through reading the entire piece.

Yeah, I’m good with this. Time to set everything on fire.

Pack it in. We’re done, it was an acceptable run.

I believe this is the culmination of the entirety of human civilization.

this is canon now

Of course the black dude is the one with soul.

Just don’t say it.

Corgis tend to like everyone but I still trust them.

Always trust the dogs. They know.

The BBC informed us yesterday evening that the corgis took to Meghan immediately. So, that’s a relief. Nothing can stop this now.

The only problem for me is that, just like with Stephen Amell and Grant Gustin, Manu Bennett is already my Deathstroke.

Coulson: Jesus Mack, how hard did you hit him?

A big ass-dragon.