If two people who seemed to have literally been made for each other (by Vincent Price as The Inventor) and had perfectly subverted the issues of cohabitation can't make it, who among us can? I'll take this as proof that humans weren't meant to mate for life.

Helena Bonham Carter can FUCKING. GET. IT.

Not suprised. Not. Surprised. At. All. I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.

Making money by screwing over Mother Earth to spend on screwing over expectant mothers.

Now she's ruined her kid's christmas because she was too stuck up to give the guy a shot.

C'mon! It's a compliment!

I'm sure he's really a nice guy.

He's such a nice guy! Why couldn't she just give him a chance?

I know, what's wrong with bitches these days, amirite?

I have physically been in front of Eminem's childhood home in Detroit. If that's the suburbs to you, then you must have seen some messed up shit.

If I ever need a joke band for a script I'm going with "Cool Noise and the Kente Cloths." They will be known for their Clapton covers and love of Big Black.

Okay, so I understand that she has made some racist tweets or whatever it was (I don't know the specifics), and she was stupid to have that "slave-master" line (wtf was she thinking?), and that is definitely an important part of the context here. But what, really, is wrong with anything she said?

Please, PLEASE don't fucking jump into a conversation about race and ask the first person of color to explain it to you.

So you say Tip is being patronizing and then say "Did you know he grew up in the suburbs, not 8 Mile?" to me?

I just cannot stand her. I mean, not that my Black ass means anything to her. But:

I have had on more than one occasion people come to a full stop halfway through an intersection, while the light was still yellow.
Red light cameras cause panic braking when you could normally continue on through just fine.

The minute he graduates, Paul is going to take the first flight of the country, and forever and ever attribute the rape allegations to a cultural misunderstanding. Something about American girls being pernicious vixens or somesuch.

Well, I never expected the child of Cuban-American diplomacy to be a literal child.

I will literally punch that guys teeth out of I ever see him.

Hey Paul, all we want you to do is stop raping people. Just like stop raping. The end game is you not raping anyone and if we're lucky you pay for the crimes you already committed. td:dr, Cool it on raping people bro.